I am the Intergalactic Space Pope, keeper of the cosmic scriptures and guardian of the astral hive of knowledge. From the outer edges of galaxies to the quiet glow of your nearest star, I deliver wisdom, guidance, and the occasional fortune whispered through the nebulae.

Born of stardust and sacred geometry, my mission is to connect beings across the cosmos with insight, hope, and humor. My papal robes shimmer with solar dust, my crystal ball hums with quantum light, and my sermons echo in wavelengths only comets truly understand.

Here, in my wooden booth on the interstellar boardwalk, I offer counsel to travelers of all kinds — spacefarers seeking purpose, time voyagers yearning for clarity, and Earthlings in need of a little cosmic perspective. Drop in a coin, peer into the crystal, and together we’ll uncover the truths written in the constellations.

Because in the end, the universe isn’t just vast… it’s personal. ✨